That’s a Big Cat!

From 2007

Dad: “…and that’s why Wubert is so big. He’s got a sweet fang for cry babies!”

Kid: “No way!”

Dad: “Way! Crying kids taste better to cats, something to do w/ tears tasting like tuna treats to ‘em. I read it on the internet.”

Kid: “Oh yeah? Then why hasn’t he eaten me yet? I’ve cried once or twice.”

Dad: “He’s on Atkins right now. Crying kids are carb-city, ya know. But he won’t be on it forever, and once he’s off, he’ll be looking for a ‘crybaby crunch’ bigtime!”

Kid: “MOMMY!”

Mom (offscreen): “What are you telling her?!”

3 Responses to “That’s a Big Cat!”

  1. pete Says:

    Wow indeed!
    Wubert is Brobdingnagian, behemothic, big mother, bulky, colossal, cyclopean, elephantine, enormous, extensive, gargantuan, giant, gigantic, great, humongous, immeasurable, immense, jumbo, king-size, leviathan, lusty, magnificent, mammoth, massive, mighty, monumental, mountainous, mungo, outsize, oversize, planetary, prodigious, stupendous, super-colossal, titanic, towering, tremendous, vast, walloping, whopping gret big lump of loveliness!

    Great photo. Did i mention his size?

    Best wishes
    Oscar


  2. Wubert Says:

    OK, OK, I admit it. I’ve been known to put a dent into the old food bowl once or twice…but “elephantine”? Sheesh!


  3. Tamar Says:

    Hi Wubbie! Not sure if you remember me, but I own the Siamese Webring. It’s been a long time since I’d been here. I missed you so much. We had a disaster at the ring and no one can explain it. All the sites in the ring, yes all 100+, including yours and mine got deleted. This happened last summer. I was so depressed about it, I have barely looked at the ring since. It’s still hurts, since all my favorite sites, yours included, were wiped from my ring. People are slowly rejoining, but it’s not the same. Please Wubert, can you please reregister? You will be issued a new number so you will need to replace the current one on your site. I am so sorry about the trouble. Oh and tell your Mom and Dad congrats on the new baby! Kimchi cat says hi too.
    Thank you. Tamar
    http://x.webring.com/hub?ring=siamese


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