That’s a Big Cat!
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| From 2007 |
Dad: “…and that’s why Wubert is so big. He’s got a sweet fang for cry babies!”
Kid: “No way!”
Dad: “Way! Crying kids taste better to cats, something to do w/ tears tasting like tuna treats to ‘em. I read it on the internet.”
Kid: “Oh yeah? Then why hasn’t he eaten me yet? I’ve cried once or twice.”
Dad: “He’s on Atkins right now. Crying kids are carb-city, ya know. But he won’t be on it forever, and once he’s off, he’ll be looking for a ‘crybaby crunch’ bigtime!”
Kid: “MOMMY!”
Mom (offscreen): “What are you telling her?!”
