Like a Totally Different Wooden Eating Utensil
An observation on Wubert: for a big boy, he sure has a knack for “oozing” into places that, at first glance, don’t look like they meet the minimum spatial requirements needed to accomodate his pudgitude. How does he manage, time and time again, to fit into such tight squeezes? It’s quite simple really; he’s a fuzzy Houdini who has mastered that special talent all cats seem to possess: the ability to engage in “BONELESS CAT-MODE!” at will. This talent can usually be seen whenever someone foolishly attempts to lift or move a cat that does not wish to be lifted or moved. Once contact is made with the fiercely sedentary feline, said feline immediately adopts the characteristics of lime jello [aka BONELESS CAT-MODE!] Needless to say, this is not a pretty site [especially when the feline adds loud, vocal, "Help! He's trying to take my wallet!"-like yowls to his BCM! routine.]
Wubert is the 10th degree black belt master of BCM, and because of this, he’s able to leverage BCM! for a variety of uses, from evading grabby humans, to oozing into tight places. At a future time, I’ll let you know about another Wubert trick: his ability to increase his weight/density to an extraordinary degree w/o affecting his total body mass/size by a single iota. He employs this trick frequently whenever I try to direct him away from my pancakes.
Wubert as Size Reference
Wubert’s roommate here. Good ol’ Pudge McNudge allowed me to leverage his talent as a portly prop in order to illustrate a question I had re: electricity and ohms [basically: "how can I hook these two things together w/o blowing stuff up, turning my amp into a hotplate, etc?"] What a nice kitty!
